ALLAHU ACKBAR! Er, I mean, ASYLUM Please!

"One second, Infidel, I have to call a package left in a Montreal cafeteria..."

"Reporting from San Diego —
U.S. border authorities have arrested a controversial Muslim cleric who was deported from Canada to Tunisia three years ago and was caught earlier this month trying to sneak into California in the trunk of a BMW, according to court documents.

Said Jaziri, the former imam of a Muslim congregation in Montreal, was hidden in a car driven by a San Diego-area man who was pulled over by U.S. Border Patrol agents near an Indian casino east of San Diego on Jan. 11. Jaziri had allegedly paid a Tijuana-based smuggling group $5,000 to get him across the border near Tecate, saying he wanted to be taken to a "safe place anywhere in the U.S."

The arrest marks the unexpected resurfacing of the 43-year-old cleric, whose protracted legal battle to avoid deportation drew headlines in Canada. A Tunisian immigrant, Jaziri was deported for failing to disclose a criminal conviction in France while applying for refugee status in the mid-1990s.

But Jaziri's supporters said he was targeted for his fundamentalist views: He backed Sharia law for Canadian Muslims and led protests over the publication of the Prophet Mohammed cartoons in a Danish newspaper in 2006."

Muslim Cleric Arrested Coming Into US Illegally (LA Behind-The-Times)

Oh, he was TARGETED for backing 7th Century laws that are diametrically opposed to Canada's laws? WHAT OPPRESSION! Plenty of places with Sharia law for this asshat to go to, why isn't he rushing there? Muslim hypocrites. My uncle used to be married to a Lebanese woman who fled the PLO when they rolled into Lebanon and began killing Maronite Christians...she was a stewardess who always noticed how these skeikhs and clerics would booze up & slap asses on the plane ride, then put their pious face back on once they got back to MohammedLand. I say, send him to a place that has Sharia law if he loves sharia so much. Or lock him in a Clockwork Orange cell and make him watch Lifetime Channel for about 6 months straight. That'll teach him.

There's fenceriders who fly whatever standard is most comfortable for them, in their own fake self-interest, and there's gatekeepers. All Californians should kiss gatekeeper ass that border patrol nabbed this guy. Hiding in a truck like a teenager trying to sneak into a drive-in movie...ridiculous. Cross the baking desert on foot like the mexicans have to, wuss.